What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
I want my quarter back!
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why was the musician arrested?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?