What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why are books always so angry?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?