When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
When it's full!
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's the loudest sport?