What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
Why do math teachers love March?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How was the wedding?