How do amoebas make calls?
On a cell phone.
Why are books always so angry?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the confused bee say?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why are fish such good architects?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do baseball players love bowling?