Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
He was trying to play by ear.
What do fish use for glasses?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How do frogs get to work?
What is the coolest country?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do snowmen go to dance?