What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?