What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How can you make 7 even?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?