What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?