What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Holy cow!
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Which cats have the best manners?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?