Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Eye-celand!
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?