Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Because the angel said, "No L!"
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What animal has the most fun?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How do you talk to a giant?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?