What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Grand-paw.
Which relative loves rice?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of books do boats write?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a Russian flea?