Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?