What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?