What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Fish and ships.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?