Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why are ghosts always single?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?