What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Ghoulie!
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What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is the color of the wind?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
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Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?