Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?