Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.