Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Because there are lots of fans.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?