Where do mice leave their boats?
At the hickory dickory dock.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?