What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you give a sick pig?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.