What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
A li-mouse-ine.
How does a barber get to work?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?