Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
They were autumn mated.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What makes music in your hair?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why was the bee sad?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?