What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
When do astronauts eat?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?