What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call two birds in love?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?