What's black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do you know bees have allergies?