What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Little Bread Rising Hood.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?