What is a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is a table you can eat?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
How does a barber get to work?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the politest month?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How did the tree get lost?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?