What is a robot's favorite snack?
Computer chips.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What animal floats best?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?