Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?