Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is the definition of Robin?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?