Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
It was a cattle dog.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?