Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What do you call a dog in space?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's the opposite of irony?
Where do cows go for lunch?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?