What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why was the broom late for school?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?