What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where does laundry go to college?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?