What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea.
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do naked fish play with?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?