Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
He wouldn't stop throwing away the bent ones.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
When should you start writing a book?
How long will dinner be?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why was the fabric always laughing?