Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
When do cows get tired?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call a silly hill?
Which animal is the most religious?