Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the icy road say to the truck?