Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How do amoebas make calls?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What game does a rabbit always win?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?