Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?