Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which elf is the best singer?