What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What country has the most fish?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?