What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
I'll fill you in when I get back.
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?