Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How do trees get access to the internet?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?