Where do baby apes sleep?
In apricots.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How do you compliment a cat?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.