How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?