How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What are baby potatoes called?
What insect runs away from everything?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?