What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What does the sun drink out of?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?