What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What are the strongest days of the week?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?