What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why do two skunks argue?
What animals make the best students?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?