What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Time to book it!
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?