What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
How did the tree get lost?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?