What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
They lend a helping paw!
Why was the computer cold at work?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?