Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is the definition of Robin?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?