Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What is the strongest animal?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?