Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
They're always ready to take off.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's E.T. short for?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?