What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a pile of cats?