Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How did the tree get lost?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did you learn in school today, son?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Where do burgers like to dance?