Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?