What table can you never sit at?
The periodic table.
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?